So here’s how the jiggy gets down on this test. This is
designed over tireless hours and psychological studies to discover major
things about your friends. I suggest only sending this to people who you
know will be open and honest with you, or else you will be utterly
disappointed and filled with dismay. So, be honest yourself and if you
love Jesus you’ll take this test and all those other guilt invoking things
that people like to use to make you feel so bad that if you don’t do what
they say then you go home and cry.


The Questions:

1.So your walking on a bridge minding your own business, when all of the
sudden you see a solid gold baby fall out of the sky into the raging rive
below! You see some foolish dude run to the edge and yell “Solid gold
baby!” and he dives off the bridge into the icy river, he grabs the baby
but it only anchors him to the ground. Should you
A. Dive in after him and save this poor misguided man, who has almost
killed himself for mere money.

B. You yell “Solid gold baby!” and dive in after it yourself, when you
get to the man you beat him off the baby and let him float away to an
unknown fate.

C.Different answer written here.

2.If you had a flying kangaroo who could talk, and he was really smart.
What would you do with him?

3.What would happen if all of the sudden we were invaded by large
excruciatingly stinky monsters from Pluto (Which of course makes them cold
proof)?

4.Alright, would you rather:

A.Jump from fifty feet into a pool filled with warm Crispy Cream
Doughnuts. (You get to eat as many at you want)
B.Eat cold Crispy Cream doughnuts without anything exciting involved.

5.If you were in your backyard on your playground and were just about to
break your all time swing record, also you were about to accomplish what
we have all aspired to do as kids and finally swing over the top!
Fulfilling the legend that it is possible. However your mom walks outside
and says “Hey, what are you doing? If you go over the top you’ll get
sucked into another dimension and never be seen again, no kid is allowed
to go over the top and stay on Earth! Also, it’s dinner time, and we’re
having pizza.” What would you do?


6.Alright, seriously, what if the baby was made of diamond, not gold?


7.Okay, so you’re sitting on a hill in Scotland with a good friend of
your and you’re just talking about good ol’ fashioned stuff. Probably
talking about the “good old days” and all of the sudden something start
flashing and ringing on your friends shirt. He tries to play it off by
saying “heh heh (Sweaty brow) looks like the Bat phone is ringing again.”
But doesn’t answer it. So you say “ude, what’s going on? You can tell
me.” And he stands up suddenly and for dramatic effect he falls to his
knees weeping and says “It’s true! I’m a freak, look at me!” and he rips
off his shirt to reveal that his entire stomach and chest is beeping and
flashing all sorts of colors. It’s like a dancing rainbow right after a
storm! You leap back and say “What the!” and you’re friend throws his
hands in the air and says in a strangely deep and heroic sounding voice,
“I am rainbow man(I’m not gay though) and then in a flurry of color
brightly colored wings explode from under his skin out of his back and he
flies away leaving nothing but the sound of wailing and the beating of
wings. Do you:

A: “Okay, that was weird.” And get over it not treating him any
different because he’s been your friend forever.
B: Freak out and get an angry Rainbow hating mob together to wipe
the freak from the face of the Earth.
C: Yell “iamond baby!” and run back to that bridge and dive in!
8.If you got caught in the middle of a gang fight and there were guns
being fired all around you, you just happened to have a bazooka in your
hands. What would you use it for? (You’re not part of either gang….yet)

9.What if it was TWO diamond babies?

10. Last question.
So uh, how you doin?